I made one can of soda last me three days. It was my last and I needed the caffine so I wouldn't fall asleep in my classes. A plan which didn't really work, 'cuz I remember that one instance in Intermediate Algebra (I'm in the "didn't get it the first three times" class, hah!), where I suddenly came to...I thought I'd only been out for a minute at most, but later, when the professor started talking about an elephant mother, I didn't get the reference.

Yeah, but anyways, one can over three days. It's like my coffee. Except my coffee is that hot chocolate me and my mum sometimes get from Speedyway on the way to the university/her workplace, plus seven or so of those little liquid flavoured creamer things added in. 'Cuz pumpkin spice is delicious, okay? And seasonal, so I'm making the most of what I can get.

...Is it sad that I think taking that long to drink a can is a great accomplishment? I'll normally drink soda even if it's flat 'cuz I hate wasting food, but to be so proud of it? All this sleep deprivation and homework is warping my mind even more...

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.............Agh, where did this gouge on my knuckle come from? It wasn't there last night! And it hurts when I clench my fist!

Oh! Tomorrow's a special day, and guess why? ...Okay, my bad, forgot that no one's paying attention/is here/can answer. So I'll guess for you.
It's ~SesshyLover16's birthday tomorrow! She's gonna be 18 (I think...) and legal and all and now we can do stuff. Heh, I dunno what we'll do, but it'll be something awesome. Of course, that's if I ever see her again! Damn scheduling inconveniences.
So hop on over to her page and cling to her leg in celebration. Use the right one, please. Her left's reserved for me.

...Also, there's three notices or summat in my inbox telling me "IT'S COMING...." What's coming? The zombie invasion everyone's been talking about? If that's the case, then I'm perfectly safe, 'cuz I'm in the basement. Almost constantly. *facepalm*
...Yes, I am too lazy to read the notice myself. Had enough od reading today, what with the 10+ pages I had to read out of my English handbook last night...all on "how to conduct/analyze an argument properly."

Okay, I'm gonna go skulk off now. But before I go, let me share with you what I have learned so far in college:
I learned that I actually really love sleep. It's amazing. It's like charging a battery, except mine never gets fully charged.
And I relearned how much I love Astronomy. POTENTIAL MAJOR, ANYONE?

Mmkay, I'm off to English, lalala...!